It would seem that George and I are odd.
On New Years Eve, at the little get-together hosted by the ever gracious Byrne family, he and I played totem tennis for about 2 and 1/2 hours in total. During one section, we were talking about what might happen in the future, and this is basically how it ended up. We dunno how far away this is, but it will happen. Just you wait.
<> Mike is the "Supreme Overlord" of the world, having conquered it using George's sisters as his armies.
<> George is his second-in-command. But Grace will soon knock him off and take his place.
<> I have been sent to a Siberian labour camp by Mike for failing to use the telephone password when calling him.
<> There have been at least 8 world wars. Number 7 was started by the internet, indirectly. New Zealand wanted better internet services, so they declared war on the whole world. Everybody immediately surrendered 'cause they couldn't be stuffed annihilating the kiwis. Nothing has changed, except for the fact that the kiwis reckon they totally p-owned the world.
<> The evolution of the motor car has been reversed: all the old cars are coming back, as stylish, cool, unreliable and unsafe as ever.
<> Like in Back To The Future, games and pasttimes that require the use of your hands are considered old hat.
<> Black & white TV makes a comeback.
<> Everybody must obey the new rules of speaking, which are as follows:
<> The words "Didi Mau" must be said between EVERY syllable of every word. Their old Vietnamese meaning of "Hurry up" or "Work faster" or whatever it was has been forgotten over time, and now means "Mike Rules". It is the new equivalent of "Heil Hitler" or something.
<> All words must be sung.
<> All speaking must rhyme.
<> At the end of every sentence, one must say "STOP", as per how it was in telegrams early 20th century style.
<> All the above done in an arabic/greek accent.
<> OR ELSE.
So yeah. I look forward to seeing you all in the future, twisted or not!
- Sean
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ummmmm.......two words........weird
What will I be the coming future.
(Also I think you and george broke the totem tennis because the bar at the top is all bent and makes it harder to play).
Where are the flying cars?? I want a future with flying cars, weather control and no lawyers!! Why do we still have lawyers??
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Two of my good friends are lawyers! Mind you, 50% of them hate lawyers themselves, so that isn't saying much. I just want a little travelling disc thing with a handle. That way i can just zoom around where-ever i want to go and not fall off because i have a handle to hold onto and steer with. Cos if it was just a flying disc with no handle, it'd probably be pretty hard to control. Unless it was linked directly to your brain and you used telephathy to control it. I guess it could also tilt when it started moving so you wouldn't fall off, but I think i'd still feel safer having a handle to hold onto. Even if it did take up more room when you had to put it in the cupboard.
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